@maffsie that's horrible and i would hate it
@squirrelbutt it's kinda cute actually but at the same time i feel uneasy that my computer is talking to me before i've even told it that my name is weedlord 420
@maffsie voice recognition is a technology that has never amused me
@squirrelbutt you should install a fresh copy of the creators update. cortana literally speaks to you and asks you setup questions that you reply to using your microphone like we're in some kind of dystopian future where computers vocally ask us if we want to make any changes to our privacy settings