Just got a call from one of those tech support scammers (they're pretending to be from OpenReach now)
"Can you press the windows key and r please"
"I am but it's not doing anything"
"Can you press the start button?"
"I'm not seeing anything like that"
"When you look at the bottom left of your screen do you see a window?"
"Nope"
"Okay, go to hell"
I was going to play along and see if they cottoned on to this being a linux box but they cut it off early
@troubleMoney I do tech support and other than the go to hell (though I wish I could) I really do have to walk people through finding the start menu "okay go all the way to very far left of the bottom bar you should see some squares"