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any time I do my "Thus spake the octopus" thing just imagine me on a really fancy chair with a little crown and holding in my tentacles that stick and that orb thing queen lizzie has

@InspectorCaracal just one stick and one orb, the other tentacles are just hanging out

maybe use one of them for knighting people with a sword or something

@gemlog I'm one for calling a spade a spade, it's a pretty stick

@troubleMoney
"But mercy is above this Pretty Stick's sway; It is enthroned in the hearts of kings..."
Doesn't have the same pop somehow.

@gemlog okay, if you want to go all Shakespeare you can call it an octo-sceptre, but I'm still calling it a stick

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