tinfoil hat time:
Greggs are actively contributing to all the furore about their new vegan sausage roll in order to get more people to go in and buy one
I know that I for one am halfway tempted to go in and get one out of spite against Piers "should take a long walk off a short one" Morgan even though I know it'll do nothing but give money to Greggs
@troubleMoney
I *could* look up those capitalized words to discover (probably) some companies in the uk.
But I won't.
I'll just pre-emptively hate them with you in solidarity.
I'm predisposed to supporting the opinions of random invertebrates on the internet.
@troubleMoney Hardly tinfoil hat material. That’s just having a good publicist!