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Given Gargamon is trying to think of ways to put together lists of "influential tooters" for some goddamn reason I'd just like to announce to all the companies out there that it's me, the most influential tooter, send me large amounts of swag please
that's how this influencer bollocks works isn't it?
bonus points* if you include cash
*bonus points redeemable for fuck all
@InspectorCaracal game it so the top however many hundred results are just the 
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@troubleMoney Dear Companies,
Please give this Octo your watch based swag. Eight arms, eight chances for promotion from a singular entity. How can [b]you[/b] [i]lose[/i]?
@troubleMoney as soon as he decides on an algorithm for deciding the most influential tooters, we gotta figure out how to fuck up the data to make it worthless