i oversalted my eggs because i thought i was holding the pepper grinder and was like "wow I don't see any pepper, nothing's coming out"
people think i'm like this brilliant quick-minded intellectual and here i am, grinding salt onto my eggs and wondering why i don't see any pepper on them
for the record, i think this is hilarious, except for the side-effect of having to eat salty eggs
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@InspectorCaracal my personal variation of that is the time I once entirely forgot how to make cheese on toast
