Potter shit 

Alternate universe in which Voldemort magics up a fucking airstrike on the Potter residence because he's not the most goddamn incompetent wizard Hitler.

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Potter shit 

@Jo other alternate universe where the muggle PM just sends in the blokes from Hereford and the whole thing's over in 20 minutes

"Wizard Hitler you say?"

*picks up phone*

"Hey, 22 SAS please, can you slot this "voldymort" bastard? Cheers"

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