**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · 2020-03-13T17:49:28Z

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Does the gospel say what kind of wine jesus turned the water into?

Like, in any artistic renderings of said event it always looks like a red wine but maybe it was a white? Possibly even a rosé?

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 13, 2020, 18:39

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Mar 13, 2020, 18:39

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

OH SHIT

WHAT IF IT WAS BUCKFAST

now that's a party

**gabby kar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · Mar 13, 2020, 17:49

**gabby kar** @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu · Mar 13, 2020, 17:49

gabby kar @gdkar@mastodon.mit.edu

@troubleMoney sparkling jesus

**a literal cat** @InspectorCaracal@ping.the-planet.space · Mar 13, 2020, 17:51

**a literal cat** @InspectorCaracal@ping.the-planet.space · Mar 13, 2020, 17:51

a literal cat @InspectorCaracal@ping.the-planet.space

@troubleMoney@computerfairi.es i don't think it specifies whether it was white or red, just that it was extremely good quality

**Anke** @Anke@social.scribblers.club · Mar 13, 2020, 18:01

**Anke** @Anke@social.scribblers.club · Mar 13, 2020, 18:01

Anke @Anke@social.scribblers.club

@InspectorCaracal @troubleMoney *suddenly wonders since when white wine exists, and does some searching to find out*
OK, it's older than Jesus, yes.

**a literal cat** @InspectorCaracal@ping.the-planet.space · Mar 13, 2020, 18:25

**a literal cat** @InspectorCaracal@ping.the-planet.space · Mar 13, 2020, 18:25

a literal cat @InspectorCaracal@ping.the-planet.space