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its amazing how many acute medical conditions have scientific-sounding names but are actually really unspecific, it's all shit like Everything's Fucked Syndrome or All Your Organs Panic

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@jk neuro/psych is even better

"non-epileptic attack disorder"

i.e. looks a bit like epilepsy but not that

medical 

@troubleMoney @jk Loving (not really) diagnoses of exclusion (we ran out of other things it could be)

Embolic stroke of undetermined source (blood stopped to brain a bit but whyyy?)

Fever of unknown origin (I got the hots for somebody or something)

Ideopathic anything (lit. "your own suffering". Yep, you're unique, bud. Now go away.)

Compare: monoclonal gammopathy of undetermined significance (weird blood cells, and we don't know if it's cancer yet)

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