Sometimes I feel like I've got a reasonable grip on reality but then something like this comes along and completely throws me
It's a twelve hundred euro watch specially created for timing eggs for egg mayonnaise
They called it the Egg Master
There is no sane universe where this should be a thing
REALITY IS CRUMBLING AROUND ME AND IT IS ALL EGG MAYONNAISE
me: I'm sure 2020 can't confuse me much more
a bunch of french watchmakers carrying eggs: bonjour