The MAT Watches Egg Master
It's a watch created for L'Association de Sauvegarde de l'Oeuf Mayonnaise (The Association for the Protection of Egg Mayonnaise)
It has a timer feature to boil the perfect egg
It's being released for this year's Eggs Mayonnaise World Championship
https://www.merairterre.com/en/accueil/204-egg-master.html
I am not making a single word of this up
Sometimes I feel like I've got a reasonable grip on reality but then something like this comes along and completely throws me
It's a twelve hundred euro watch specially created for timing eggs for egg mayonnaise
They called it the Egg Master
There is no sane universe where this should be a thing
REALITY IS CRUMBLING AROUND ME AND IT IS ALL EGG MAYONNAISE
me: I'm sure 2020 can't confuse me much more
a bunch of french watchmakers carrying eggs: bonjour
