equip all electronics with accelerometers so that whacking them can trigger self-diagnostic functions

@bea ooh, and since everything is going to be connected to the Internet this could turn into a game

leaderboards for maximum deceleration when you throw the damn electronics against a wall

@ninjawedding was inspired by someone's internet of shit toots. like

if lightbulbs are gonna have the capacity to fuck up, or any ubiquitous devices are? we gotta be able to deal with them in an intuitive and human way otherwise it'll be overwhelming!

so you get your broomstick and poke your light fixture and it goes and does whatever it is you would have done to fix it when it's messed up

@bea @ninjawedding screw that, I'm putting a feature in my music player that does play/pause any time you hit it

I will also require a leather jacket

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