*walks into starbucks with my service dog* *frantically tears the patch off his vest revealing the words DENIAL OF Service Dog*
ahahahaahhaa you've all been tricked your wifi is now BLOCKED
*all 32 customers tear
off their clothes revealing they are FBI COPS who immediately body slam me into a venti mocha frapp*
arghe foiked again by the United States
@dog is the dog wearing a wifi pineapple because I now need a cute doggo wearing a backpack for...reasons
@troubleMoney @dog truly man’s best friend