new Mastomeme!
I can't believe nobody has made a hashtag out of this --
#JORTCOIN ™ -- now with inscrutable BLOBCHAIN ™ technology! :blobchainpats:
Its inscrutability is what makes it safe to use in all the things! Especially Things of Internet! The BLOBCHAIN provides PROOF-OF-JORT for every transaction, which double-encrypts the session key with 1024 bits of positively-biased jargon, creating complete and absolute unbreakability!!
new Mastomeme!
@troubleMoney How wise and forward-thinking you are / must be! Anyone who disagrees with you is a mere luddite who wants to send us all back to the days of 640kb RAM and corded mice. A POX UPON THEM. Please sign here...