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What would we do about the new year kisses?
Would there be queues? Would people have to take tickets?
It'd be a scheduling nightmare
@troubleMoney imagine if the whole fediverse was put into a single hive mind
@troubleMoney the only two hard problems in computer science are naming things and massively multiplexed consentual kisses
@djsundog @troubleMoney you forgot about off by one errors
Although I suppose that if called all timezones valid we'd have 24 new years to spread it about a bit...
Somebody get a cluster online, if we feed all the polycules into it now we might have it optimised it by next year