vik🐸 @viklenae@computerfairi.es

maybe i will drink acid tonight. maybe not.

i’m sleepy and i’m gonna take a nap on the shelf in the stock room with my head on a packet of charcoal swabs. if someone’s swab is a bit squished that’s just the way it’s gonna have to be.

there’s nothing going on at work and usually i’d clean the machines because i’m really motivated at night but i’m really not feeling this shift. i wanna be in bed. with girls 😭.

this conversation happened because he’s nice enough to be concerned about my girlfriend (who he’s never actually met), after picking me up for work multiple times from another girls house.

(he regularly drives me to work because he’s a legend and i hate walking)

“i don’t understand all this polyamorous stuff but if you’re happy, i’m happy” - my dad, who up until now has kept quiet about my ✨lifestyle✨

it was a sweet moment. immediately followed up with “but you don’t half make things complicated for yourself.”

i mean, he’s not exactly wrong?

reject the flesh embrace slime

🫶🏻sex so good your legs twitch afterwards🫶🏻

does this happen to everyone or am i weird?

“the precum is good for my throat”

i’ll be the cat plushie if you’ll be the hoover

I want to go to one of those places where they let you hire a cute little boat and row it along a river but I have no arm strength or coordination and I would definitely crash the boat 😭

lmao I cleaned the flat last night and just got a call from my friend asking if I put her lovense away somewhere (I did not). love the knowledge that there’s a stray buttplug somewhere in my room.

elf bars can stay but vapes that aren’t usable whilst you charge them should be illegal

I truly believe I can do anything (except maintain a regular sleep schedule)

night shifts have made me invincible

just saw a customised numberplate and it made me want to cry even harder

manspreading in the cab almost crying on the way to the club, typical saturday night

dressed like strawberry shortcake, doodling in the café and when some guy comes to ask me what i’m listening to i take my headphones out and play the agonist at max volume

remembering when i took my baby rabbit to the park and accidentally led a young family we met to believe he was a test subject at the lab i work in and i was just taking him out for some exercise 🤦🏻