the rest of the group being: hazel (aforementioned ex demon, gruff but gentle butch lesbian, 6'7), jessie (the actual business owner of the whole deal, femme trans lesbian with the personality of sugar and arsenic, extremely nearsighted), maria (cooler than you goth egirl, has about 25 knives on her person at any given moment, 4'8), and ethan (backstory deemed too tragic for me to actually write about)