incidentally on the topic of 'classic writers in social media', catullus would 1000000% be a fuckboi on youtube, possibly twitch. "wow that's harsh," you might be saying, "he's one of the latin poetry greats, it didn't seem too bad" - 1. his most well known piece of poetry is literally just a sappho poem but made cishet 2. Go Google Catullus 16. I'll Wait.