"drink the blood of the straights" my friend, as token cishet i am willing to be flipped upside-down and punctured like a horseshoe crab, but i'm not sure y'all *want* this. i am 15 chronic illnesses in the vague shape of a person, i don't think a nice tall glass of this toxic sludge is healthy for *any*body. can i make you a nice nesquick and bailey's instead