@lugh @desvox i am adopting you now, and am now your new mom. you want to come play some age of empires 2 with me and your grandma? she turtles to hell but trust me once she gets resources built up she's unstoppable so we gotta plan to zerg her a bit.
seriously though, that is unmitigated dumbassery and i'm sorry you're having to go through that. :( i know i'm just a rando in the fediverse but if there's anything i can do let me know ok?