i don't even like seafood but if i found a coconut crab?

i will eat that fucker

(one that's like. been raised on coconuts. i hear that they now are good at getting into trash and they then taste like shit.)

(maybe this is what i need to do for my career. bespoke coconut crab farmer. they only dine on the tenderest organic coconuts. buy one for your next party to have instead of a pot roast! $25/lb!)