oh man i had gone so long on masto without being jumped by untagged egregious cishet male gaze porn that i'd forgotten what a miserable little blip on your dash it can be
re: wigglytuff grumbling
@wigglytuffitout cishet boys who think they're Kinky and thus Cool when they're really just finding yet another outlet for male priv power trips is *yawwwwwwwn*
re: wigglytuff grumbling
@InspectorCaracal they make me roll my eyes so hard that i can gargle them in the back of my throat.
especially when on fetlife they visit my inbox talking about how i'm just a domme because i haven't REALLY experienced the joy of being a sub ;) and they'll totally do that for me ;) because that's a woman's natural place ;) but they're a feminist so they can say that ;)
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THEM EXPECTED TO ACCOMPLISH WHEN I LISTED "PURE DOMME NO SWITCH"
re: wigglytuff grumbling
@wigglytuffitout lmfao
wigglytuff grumbling
nobody cares about how you want to play with her little mouth uguuu!! nobody cares about your ahegao porn drifting untagged across the fediverse!!! nobody cares about how you're so Cool And Enlightened And Not Like Other Guys because You're Kinky!!!!!
NOBODY CARES! NOBODY CARES! NOBODY CARES!
"harp aren't you token cishet"
YEAH BUT CISHET MEN ARE OFTEN ODIOUS CHODES, ESPECIALLY THIS VARIANT OF "i'm too cool to be a harasser!". DON'T BOO ME YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT.