what... what if... jackalope, but the rabbit bit is a raccoon
flying on over to your birdbath to wash a berry, eating their snack, then doing a cute bird splash on the wings and shaking themselves off before flying away
holy shit
i think i may have just invented best animal???
@wigglytuffitout wait I didn't think jackalopes had wings
@InspectorCaracal wait shit i mixed up jackalopes and wolpertingers didn't i
THERE GOES MY MAGIZOOLOGY GRADE
@wigglytuffitout oh shit
wolpertingers are the shit
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@InspectorCaracal also an EXTREMELY good word to say
really nice mouthfeel, bubbly, effervescent
...i sound like a sommelier but saying wolpertinger is the same kinda delightful as sipping champagne and i'm gonna stand by that
@wigglytuffitout I thought it was weird until I realized it was German and said it correctly. >.>