anyway now i'm smad i don't have the brain to write more of my bullshit star wars/mass effect crossover
because commander delia shepard is obnoxiously paragon, but in fantastic ways, and one of those ways is "ready to throw fucking down and fight the jedi order for its crimes on absolutely minimal information; still about to see if force ghost obi-wan in a dreamscape can CATCH THESE HANDS"
on behalf of vader no less, who at this point has been nothing but snarky bordering on openly hostile to her - insulting her command, etc. even as he begrudgingly declared that ok sure allies whatever
the bare knowledge shepard even got was vader trying to do a bit of a RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!! power play, typing up a dossier of info on himself as requested that was *just* a list of battles he had fought in and his age
unfortunately as they talk obi-wan crits a further diplomacy check so shepard does not actually falcon punch him into the sun.
however i do want to write more of her casually regarding him with polite, icy contempt (only compounded because that crit diplo check came at the cost of him *jokingly trying to pull rank*, so now she's pure YEP I KNOW YOU'RE HIGH ENOUGH RANK TO BE FULL OF SHIT, SIR, WE ARE NOT FRIENDS AND NEVER WILL BE.)
so delia shepard, being so paragon it hurts, does not notice the attempted "see all this shit? see it? yeah i should be in command here not YOU. fuckass." it is intended to be
she just looks at battle date, looks at age, verifies age estimate from outside research, and then becomes ONE HUNDRED PERCENT READY TO THROW THE FUCK DOWN.
on behalf of somebody who has been pure jackass to her so far, to boot.
commander delia boudicca kaitlyn daisy shepard, everybody!