anyway i look forward to someday being able to coherently string together a story once more, so i can write upcoming moments in this stupid crossover like
vader: but he's MY son so that means *I* get to fuck up his life!!!!!
samara, busting through like john cena: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
vader: what the fuck who are you
samara: the lady who adopted your son while you weren't looking
vader: ...the FUCK
shepard: i mean it's just policy bro. you left him unattended for 15 minutes so legally we're allowed to leave class, or find him less sucky parental figures
vader: oh fuck off don't tell me you're doing this too
shepard: what? no
shepard: i'm not his new mom, that's samara
shepard: i'm his new cool aunt
shepard: that takes him to stripper joints and gets him ice cream cake.
