maybe my writing brain will come back soon because i need to write another chapter of splatoon/secret world fic, specifically to give a shoutout to the guest who left a comment starting with

"Well, that's quite an ambitious crossover!"

which is the best way anyone has ever said "this is completely batshit fucked you know that right, lol wtf fr tho" to me, and i am ENDLESSLY DELIGHTED by it