i feel like between my bachelor bio degree and all my years of being disabled/a professional patient, i end up regularly smuggling out knowledge to my friends

"man i wish i knew why i was tired and my hair was so brittle -" "HAVE YOUR DOC CHECK YOUR THYROID LEVELS AND CONSIDER ADDING A MULTIVITAMIN, ARE YOU TAKING METHYLFOLATE? HERE LET ME EXPLAIN THE MOTHERFUCKER GENE TO YOU -"