@boisdevache@guineapig.party bonus if the joke becomes more and more elaborate as wesley attempts to attain booze
"oh i'll just bring my mom's drink to her now that it's up -" he sneaks a sip, IT'S ACTUALLY A HOLOGRAM MAKING IT LOOK LIKE A RUM AND COKE! IT'S MILK!
he jimmies open a door and sneaks into the storeroom, "oh they won't miss a couple of ounces from the tap", grabs a cup and -
it's milk. ice cold milk. the glass frosts up to reveal YOU'RE A GROWING BOY, DRINK YOUR MILK WESLEY