shit i've had too many hot takes this morning, i need to balance the system before it overheats! quick what are my coldest takes uhhh
- dogs are good and you should pet them
- the joy of your pet deciding of their own accord to come and sit with you and chill because they love you and wanna be with you is unparalelled
- people brushing/petting your hair is really really nice and satisfies deep monkey brain "social grooming good" instincts and should be more common as platonic affection
more ice cold takes
- do you know you can just, like, wear a crown or tiara? there's no law against it. you can just do it if you want. nobody's gonna stop you.
- similarly you can just buy cake to eat whenever you want, even if it's not your birthday. even if it's an ice cream cake!
- understanding both of the above is basically the first step to enlightenment
- also shiny pretty things are nice to have and tasty things are nice to eat (here's where the ice cold bit comes in)
@wigglytuffitout @KitRedgrave ...this is increasing my resolve to make a crown