seriously though why did they do this? they didn't have to do this. i didn't want to know about Stupid Sexy Urianger. i mean it's not unwelcome but i'm definitely now going to be low-key haunted by it, a la homer simpson, for the rest of my life.
cw for post-hw pre-stormblood spoilers i forget the fucking patch you're on your own there
cw now because i'm just getting ffxiv lewd at this point.
like why. why would you do this to me. even the little bellydancer veil and him dramatically ripping it off. ESPECIALLY that.
what the hell, yoshi-p. i know you probably didn't do it specifically but i'm blaming you because you're nearby. what the hell. WHY did you make me want to fuck this elezen silly!!! to don a strap-on and fuck the pretentious language straight outta him!!!! How Dare You Sir!!!!!!!!
cw now because i'm just getting ffxiv lewd at this point.
WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S MOENBRYDA'S JOB ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M NOT A ROEGADYN!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE THE STRENGTH TO HOIST URIANGER OVER MY SHOULDER LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES AND FUCK HIM UNTIL HE CANNOT FORM WORDS, ONLY VAGUE GURGLES, HOOTS, MOANS AND WHIMPERS.