and now apropos of nothing, here's Harp's Video Game Wishlist Of Varying Implausibility
1. switch port for Bastion
2. switch port for Recettear
3. hd rerelease/remaster of KOTOR 1, with KOTOR 2 but like, unfucked and unmangled into a whole game. throw 'em on the switch too, fuck it
4. while i'm at it, hd remaster of Fallout New Vegas and you know where this is going: switch release for it
(i will take my chances going into gammorah while on the airplane ok)
Video Games Wishlist Of Varying Implausibility Continued:
5. straight-up mobile ports or adaptations of Catz/Dogz 4 or 5, no microtransaction bullshit, just The Game, perhaps with some mobile social features like putting out an "ambassador dog" people can play with, being able to send petz easily to others, etc.
6. also the Creatures series to make a comeback, in its hard biology sim roots. If I Can't Tinker On An Individual Gene Level I Don't Want It Motherfuckers
Harp's Video Game Wishlist Of Varying Implausibility, continued, yet again:
7. remasters of x/y and sun/moon on switch because fuck y'all they're good ok
8. the biggest yet most impossible desire: that the team developing The Secret World/Secret World Legends be given adequate funding and unburdened by the yoke of Funcom Monetization Bullshit, making the game less of a bastard grind and them free to continue to create meaningful things instead of lootbox foibles