extremely fast things on earth:
-mantis shrimp punching speed
-cheetah at full sprint
-the speed of the queue when a dps in #ffxiv thinks "it says 20 minutes estimated remaining, i can go for a quick pee, right?"
@wigglytuffitout -a rocket leaving the atmosphere
-a tank leaving aurum vale
@pettancow for some reason tanks stick around in av for me
unfortunately
because i swear one time i got it queued as healer and holy fuck i think it's probably the closest i will ever come to experiencing the agony of childbirth
@wigglytuffitout It is so painful as SCH, even with practice, because you're left fighting a rising tide without either of your good AoE heals, nor your good AoE shield, nor your OGCD heal... and you're as good as dead if you leave Eos on sic or use Selene
@pettancow see, i was levelling AST... and the tank was in like half cloth gear
and wanted to do big pulls
somehow we made it to the end. i think i came out a changed person
@wigglytuffitout 😱