ok egregiously gendered shit is tiresome, however, i have found an instance of it that genuinely makes me laugh and i'm going to get for my cousin and his wife for their baby shower: an 'emergency blowout kit' with disposable changing mat, wipes, new diaper, etc. packaged like a military MRE
1. deadass practical, 2. less 'i can only be a dad if it's camo' and more 'THIS IS INDEED AN EMERGENCY THANK GOODNESS YOU PUT A KIT IN THE CAR'
the rest of the site is tiresome as fuck but https://tacticalbabygear.com/products/tbg-e-b-o-k-emergency-blowout-kit?variant=15429135990874&gclid=Cj0KCQjwla7nBRDxARIsADll0kDGjmr8PCISxmGTQCEYXfG5AunfZZwkczGlMA2aOrI4wA3OJTf8SloaAmvKEALw_wcB see that actually looks intensely practical
also the military theme works when it is, indeed, AW SHIT EMERGENCY (A SHIT EMERGENCY, EVEN)
they say it's perfect for just tossing in the car and that sounds like a fantastic practical thing to me lol, a lot better than drowning everyone in the 19867th cute baby stuffed animal or blanket (which it's Hard to Not Acquire because Cute but there's only so many of those a kid needs)
