as someone who does not want kids and is low-key terrified them, i do not know much about babies except thus
-they are Loud.
-messy body fluids from either/both ends, Quite Often
-both more fragile and more durable than you imagine
-like the fae, often governed by strict arcane and unknowable rules, and will leave you similarly sapped of your life force due primarily to lack of sleep
as someone who does not want kids and is low-key terrified them, i do not know much about babies except thus
-they are Loud.
-messy body fluids from either/both ends, Quite Often
-both more fragile and more durable than you imagine
-like the fae, often governed by strict arcane and unknowable rules, and will leave you similarly sapped of your life force due primarily to lack of sleep
-dumb af, lol