as someone who does not want kids and is low-key terrified them, i do not know much about babies except thus

-they are Loud.

-messy body fluids from either/both ends, Quite Often

-both more fragile and more durable than you imagine

-like the fae, often governed by strict arcane and unknowable rules, and will leave you similarly sapped of your life force due primarily to lack of sleep

-dumb af, lol