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my last two brain cells are here with another bad and lewd and awful BotW concept
"Welcome to Gerudo Town's premier accessory shop! How can I help you today?"
"I need, um... a present."
"Oooh, like a birthday present, an anniversary present, or...?"
"I need a 'sorry in my horny haze I thought Stasis could open up some interesting edging possibilities but ended up just punting you nearly through the ceiling' present"
"I... see. Our diamond line is right over here..."
