if you all needed confirmation that Cishet Harp is Full of Bad Taste, well,
i'd fuck thancred honestly
i'd one hundred percent get herpes if not chlamydia, but these days Punished Thancred seems like he'd at least be up for paying for the doctor visit and rx, so, i mean, could do worse is all i'm sayin'. could do worse!
also he probably actually knows what a clitoris is, unlike, say, Emmanellain de Fortemps.
if you all needed confirmation that Cishet Harp is Full of Bad Taste, well,
i mean we all know the one true boyfriend material is and forever will be Haurchefant, who is in equal parts a ray of sunshine made of encouragement and wholesomeness, and a dirty dirty motherfucker who's kinkier than all of us combined.
but still wholesome so he's genuinely really excited to introduce you to all those kinks.
if you doubt me: look at that french translation tho.........
if you all needed confirmation that Cishet Harp is Full of Bad Taste, well,
and i would argue that you could do a lot worse than thancred as far as fucks go, even sticking to protags (so no DON'T FUCK ILBERD etc)
for example: estinien is a disaster who never takes that armor off. can you begin to fucking imagine the dickcheese situation.