Is Luke Skywalker a goth or a thot, in your opinion?
Uncle Owen: bitter old thot
Aunt Beru: ???!
So Luke is clearly of goth descent, raised by thots. That much is canon. But where does that leave us?
@leila obviously looking at canon evidence, we can see he had both a himbo phase, then an emo phase, and in adulthood went full hippie after finding his true center instead of chasing the values of the environment in which he was raised, or the values he was set to inherit.
we all know luke skywalker's force ghost smells of patchouli.
meanwhile his sister inherited their mother's prep/yuppie genes completely, including the genetic knowledge of which one's the lobster fork
@wigglytuffitout She also once killed a man with that lobster fork. She still puts it out at nice dinners, even if they're just having pasta.
@leila exactly! i mean it's very good silver. and it was a gift. it is impolite to not display gifts! she didn't go to finishing school on alderaan for NOTHING.
one would be tempted to blame her father in part for the predisposition that led to this incident but padme amidala once fended off an assassination attempt at age 14 with two chopsticks and pure moxie so sadly anakin can't be blamed (for fuckin once, even he is amazed by this. rather, he is ESPECIALLY amazed by this)
