just kinda gross. health tmi 

if i had more spoons i would go scrape out one of the clots (because my period is deciding to be eerily light right now, meaning there is no deluge to actually move the clots along, which is basically hell) and see if we have any ph testing strips in the darkroom because if you told me my period blood was approximately the same ph as gastric acid i'd absolutely believe you based on how it feels

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just kinda gross. health tmi 

ok so it's probably the problem is that menstrual blood is way more basic and the delicate fucking rainforest that is my ladygarden is acidic, but either way, SHIT'S WONKY. I'M UNCOMFORTABLE. AND I WISH I HAD THE BUDGET TO IMPULSE-BUY A BIDET RIGHT NOW, AND MAYBE ONE OF THOSE LITTLE SILICONE SPATULAS TO SCRAPE THE CLOTS ON OUT

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