@legendaryjoeb congrats on finding the most powerful weapons in the game! remember to charge them up by shouting YOOM TAH!, and you can use several special moves:
1. Bless-Your-Heart Bomb - charms enemies to encircle a Southern Belle bomb, which then explodes, causing high damage. But be careful, bosses can toss it back at you, causing Politeness damage!
2. Wall of Text - erects a sesquipedalian defense that lasts for the next 3 turns; enemies have to pass an INT check to attack.
@legendaryjoeb please also look forward to the level 3 limit break, Ultimate Anti-Vaxxer Apocalypse, wherein your equipped Harps go thermonuclear with fury and bury your opponent under at least 150 pubmed citations. Works especially well on enemies that have already been attacked by a hero wielding the Adobe Creative Suite, and have cast the status of Corrupted Install so that all rolls to open pdfs are critically failed.
