spammer: join the MRA don't marry movement!!!
me: buddy, my dude, my pal, i can guaran-fucking-tee that you will never be faced with such troubles in your life. nobody is going to want to marry your whole mess lol. you are like the last man in the world who has taken a solemn vow of celibacy, or someone pledging to never eat dodo meat. you ain't gotta do that. you're ahead of the game.
/listen i know they'll never see but you gotta laugh at this shit right