shadowbringers spoilers but not really because i'm making a dumb joke
emet-selch: so, exarch... WHAT are you, then
crystal exarch: well, you see
crystal exarch: first i swallowed a bee, and then things sort of snowballed from there, really,
emet-selch: .........pardon, what the fu-
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