meanwhile in youtube watching, i just went straight from wholesome ghibli movie meals cooked on a bonfire to snickers salad
it's a testament to how fucking white i am that i'd actually try snickers salad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlNFuv6WZZY
@InspectorCaracal listen i was dubious until i heard the ingredient list and after the concept of it was explained, i'm on board
however i'd propose that instead of snickers, using Payday or another peanut-and-caramel bar, chopping it fairly fine, and then chucking that in with your apple chunks and cool whip
@wigglytuffitout *reviews it* i'm committing, i would not eat this XD
@InspectorCaracal i already call broccoli salad a salad, and watergate salad a salad, so i am already committed to the white person Dubious Foods Thrown Together And Dubbed A Salad law
green fluff is green fluff though. i mean you can call it a salad if you want but it's fluff
@wigglytuffitout honestly I think the defining characteristic of "a salad" in white people speak is just "a bunch of food items mixed together in some kind of light-colored dressing"
@InspectorCaracal you are absolutely correct
@wigglytuffitout i wonder what the weirdest "salad" i can come up with that isn't already a thing but also isn't disgusting would be 🤔
@wigglytuffitout okay but it's not a salad
i am not midwestern enough to call that a salad