really indulgent botw fanfic thoughts
so i need to write down a proper outline but i got to a point in my botw fic of
"well, if the reveal is that the-last-version-of-ganon was actually a good guy and has been trapped in torment by a-generation-where-it-all-went-wrong evil-link and evil-zelda as insurance to keep reincarnating, it makes sense for ganon to be retrieved from torturous hell and then just die
.......but what if he inexplicably lives and joins the polycule"
really indulgent botw fanfic thoughts
so please imagine link, zelda and sidon just showing up with this lanky gerudo man who is mostly dead and beat to all hell in a way that means sarah mclachlan is in danger of playing the longer you look at him a la <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X4YGZG1nyM> with the temperament and constitution of a chihuahua with generalized anxiety disorder and consumption, if said chihuahua kept bursting into relieved tears bc it turns out being tortured for centuries Fucks You Up A Lil
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sidon: sappy gentle giant moments of him being best equipped to help haul him up around places while mostly dead, very big into adorable gentle fussing over him, humming lullabyes while he helps comb through ganon's hair (as i have decided that sidon is lowkey fascinated by hair and enjoys brushing his pets. i mean metamours, METAMOURS), other indulgent saccharine shit done with sunny enthusiasm
really indulgent botw fanfic thoughts
and finally,
link: I HAVE DECIDED THAT, SINCE WORDS ARE STUPID AND HARD, I'M JUST GONNA FRENCH KISS YOU REAL HARD AND SEE IF YOU ARE AS INTO THAT AS I THINK YOU ARE.
ganon: I AM REALLY REALLY OKAY WITH THIS PLAN AS LONG AS YOU'RE COOL WITH LIKE 3 MINUTES OF MAKING OUT AND THEN ME JIZZING MY PANTS AS SOON AS YOU NIBBLE MY EAR ON ACCOUNT OF ME BEING HYRULE'S MOST TOUCH-STARVED MAN.
link: FUCK YEAH LET'S DO THIS
really indulgent botw fanfic thoughts
anyway all of them definitely discover that if you gently pull a man who has been tortured for many centuries with with pain and utter loneliness devoid of any kindness or even simple touch from another human being, that motherfucker is gonna cling to you like a fucking barnacle as soon as you let him
good luck saving hyrule with a gerudo man clutching you like a koala, my dudes
really indulgent botw fanfic thoughts
and may i introduce, for your consideration, the zelda/link/sidon polycule's seduction strategies towards this dude
zelda: quiet heartfelt entreaties asking him to please forgive her because she didn't figure out that he was also suffering greatly in torment while she was keeping the calamity contained, full of genuine emotional connection and holding hands, comfortable silences while she reads and he dozes