so i need to write down a proper outline but i got to a point in my botw fic of

"well, if the reveal is that the-last-version-of-ganon was actually a good guy and has been trapped in torment by a-generation-where-it-all-went-wrong evil-link and evil-zelda as insurance to keep reincarnating, it makes sense for ganon to be retrieved from torturous hell and then just die

.......but what if he inexplicably lives and joins the polycule"

so please imagine link, zelda and sidon just showing up with this lanky gerudo man who is mostly dead and beat to all hell in a way that means sarah mclachlan is in danger of playing the longer you look at him a la <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X4YGZG1nyM> with the temperament and constitution of a chihuahua with generalized anxiety disorder and consumption, if said chihuahua kept bursting into relieved tears bc it turns out being tortured for centuries Fucks You Up A Lil

and may i introduce, for your consideration, the zelda/link/sidon polycule's seduction strategies towards this dude

zelda: quiet heartfelt entreaties asking him to please forgive her because she didn't figure out that he was also suffering greatly in torment while she was keeping the calamity contained, full of genuine emotional connection and holding hands, comfortable silences while she reads and he dozes

sidon: sappy gentle giant moments of him being best equipped to help haul him up around places while mostly dead, very big into adorable gentle fussing over him, humming lullabyes while he helps comb through ganon's hair (as i have decided that sidon is lowkey fascinated by hair and enjoys brushing his pets. i mean metamours, METAMOURS), other indulgent saccharine shit done with sunny enthusiasm