i do now have a picture i need to draw or get commissioned of my stupid au vader submitting to princess leia's requirement before joining the rebel alliance: photographed holding a sign that says I BLEW UP ALDERAAN #VADERSHAMING
"i did *not* blow up alderaan, i was merely *present* while tarkin-" "he's dead but you're not though so stuff it and hold still so i can take this picture" " *SIGH.* "