another extremely petty whine:

so this is after me babying on it for two days, my face is still ANGRY at me for DARING to use a (sensitive skin.) makeup removing wipe last week

how angry?

i just counted after taking a photo, 32 pimples on my face and neck lmao

at least it don't hurt as bad as it did last night

@wigglytuffitout sensitive skin is the worst, sometimes it is impossible to figure it out

example, baby with two parents who both have sensitive skin. there are two types of baby wipes. both huggies. both all-natural, no fragrance. seemingly identical ingredients. one causes a rash, the other doesn't.

???????

@InspectorCaracal IT'S SUCH BULLSHIT

i'm super super glad that i found a combination of stuff my skin likes - having 1-4 pimples a week instead of a day was a fucken godsend

BUT IT ALLOWED ME TO BE FILLED WITH HUBRIS.... LIKE ICARUS, I FLEW TOO DARINGLY CLOSE TO THE SUN.... and now my face hurts. ...just like icarus?

@InspectorCaracal i mean the face is probably hurting eventually in with like

all the rest of him

metaphor checks out

@wigglytuffitout so that's what happened to your shoulder, it was the wings melting off

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@InspectorCaracal wait but it's only one shoulder so

AW DUNK HAVE I BEEN SEPHIROTH THIS WHOLE TIME

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