well i just got the final memory recovered in botw and i am FULL OF FEELINGS. ot3 shippy feelings.
also now that there's firm dates i'm fully resolved to commit to an asspull if i write this fanfic of "oh hey look zelda's finally in the physical world once more instead of holding ganon in place, and what do you know, she's definitely 19 now instead of 17. for reasons."
even though at that point everyone involved in the polycule is over 100 years old
please do not pay attention to link as he pulls out his powerpoint presentation, "REASONS I AM UNLOVEABLE, PART 1: i hope you're all familiar with the Ship of Theseus as part of your reading for class"
the rest of the fic is just sidon looking on worriedly at two hylians having existential breakdowns. as you do.
then they dig up good-guy-ganon and so they are joined by a lanky gerudo man who *also* has existential breakdowns
as you do.
...
listen, it's a Theme, okay,
