right that retoot cinches it, i am going to have to put in some contrived-ass bit of this fic i might eventually write wherein Zelda Learns How To Cuss
link already knows he's become a feral battle goblin it's like 90% f-words by this point. he's just going to yell at the moon to fuck off at any occasion now
nope instead it's prince sidon who is all GAAAAAASP!!!!!!!!!!!! and absolutely SCANDALIZED because PRINCESS WHY ARE YOU SAYING SUCH THINGS
the shark boyfriend has spent 100 years trying to doggedly be a good prince who wears a cravat and knows how proper decorum and then he hooks up with mr. link "battle gremlin" hyrule and ms. princess "have just spent 100 years locked in psychic battle with the greatest force of evil, could use a cuppa tea honestly" zelda. it's just a fish man trying to hold on to his dignity while dating two disasters shaped like hylians
