i feel like this fic is just going to get weird if/when i eventually write it simply because i cannot resist an opportunity to stop and go "so sidon's kind of the odd one out, being the lone fish-man among the closer-human-analogues, huh"
which is my way of saying that zelda is going to try to head off a joke at one point only to realize she is hoisted by her own petard of "shit now i need to explain menstruation to a confused shark boyfriend"
(sidon of course patiently listens and comes away with the distinct impression of HOLY SHIT ZELDA YOU'RE A FUCKING BADASS YOU JUST GO AROUND BLEEDING EVERY SO OFTEN WHAT THE FUCK??? HYLIANS ARE **HARDCORE**!!!!)
(and zelda's like "god i thought him asking if i was really having a good time during sex because i wasn't dropping any roe was bad")
(in the distance, link laughs quietly to himself)
